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CAFFEINE - There's nothing like that twelfth cup of coffee in the morning

TAGS: caffeine addict coffee
Rating: 4.76/5

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CloudchaserS - January 15, 2013, 5:22 am
I do have to dissolve them in water sweetened with honey, otherwise they have a bitter peppermint like taste.
Silverheart - January 14, 2013, 7:16 pm

Caffeine pills don't taste that good. Maybe if they made coffee flavored chewables... I'd OD.
PapaFox - January 14, 2013, 6:43 am
Coffee - my favorite food group. :)
CloudchaserS - January 14, 2013, 12:06 am
I don't even do coffee. I just take caffeine pills
Silverheart - January 13, 2013, 10:52 pm

But it's usually the tenth cup that make the shakes go away... Great poster, 5 highly caffeinated Lions

DADD - nuff said

TAGS: dadd dad s against daughters dating
Rating: 4.62/5

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Thedewd - October 12, 2017, 12:33 pm
There is a reason fathers want son. When you have a son, you only have to worry about one who-ha, When you have a daughter, you have to worry about ALL OF THEM...
slurzup - December 9, 2011, 6:13 pm
sorry to hear!
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 9:21 pm
D: I want my dad to join.

REDBULL GIVES YOU WINGS - MD 20/20 gets you tread marks ...

TAGS: redbull wings maddog tread marks
Rating: 4.65/5

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Hannor32 - August 11, 2012, 10:14 am
U just made my day ;)

THE CORPORATE LADDER - Don’t worry you’ll get your promotion soon enough.

TAGS: corporate ladder
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by TWOEDGE

TheDarkLeviathan - November 17, 2011, 9:14 am
Don't talk about that stupid movie.
timothep - November 17, 2011, 4:45 am
Human Centipede


TAGS: mar 9 movie quotes blazing saddles
Rating: 4.46/5

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Bartimaeus - March 30, 2010, 2:26 pm
lol 5/5
Bartimaeus - March 30, 2010, 2:25 pm
Are you saying I'm a...grass pilot?
Hasbunmb - March 10, 2010, 2:35 pm
Baby please, I am not from Havana!
Airman - March 9, 2010, 6:46 pm
5 Schnitzengrubens LOL
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 6:29 pm
And you're cheifly at fault for it, Grey!!!
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 6:25 pm
"what?!? the moderators are queer?"...;). 5L

DISNEY SAILOR SCOUTS - In the name of Jerry Bruckenheimer, WE WILL PUNISH YOU!

TAGS: anime manga sailor scouts moon disney little mermaid aladdin cinderella sleeping beauty
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by jalford

Woodywood03a - August 29, 2009, 1:56 am
Man... You are wrong. That is just plainly wrong.

coffee -


TAGS: wall ladder keep out discouraged
Rating: 4.89/5

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gas - August 1, 2011, 4:27 pm
wow... without words
Tarapin - August 1, 2011, 11:26 am
Excellent. I'd love to know where this is, though.
tellitlikeitis - July 31, 2011, 8:14 am
Very nice.
mariand - July 31, 2011, 7:55 am
the1stCOMMI3 - July 31, 2011, 2:23 am
oh, I seriously need me one of those
Verdeckt - July 31, 2011, 12:50 am
Apart from the re5t
ICEMAN - July 31, 2011, 12:26 am
Nice work SD. Fiver.

Statistics -

TAGS: stoopid men ladder fall sniffingpaint
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by theyuk

Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:07 am
Less disease resistance too. Though you could look at this picture as an example of getting between harm and our family. Not shown is his wife out of frame shrieking "You were supposed to pain the hallway weeks ago!"
Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 5:04 pm
That only looks dangerous because you don't understand the physics involved. Men have shorter lifespans than women and get between harm and our families far more than women.

A CUNNING PLAN - I have one

TAGS: blackadder
Rating: 3.57/5

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Aurielius - January 26, 2016, 10:43 am
Only one problem, how to get Baldric to do it.
maoworks2 - July 16, 2014, 12:16 pm
Love The Show .
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 8:56 pm
I have to agree with TTH.
TheTrashHeap - March 12, 2010, 6:59 pm
Love Black Adder... Hate weak posters. 1L
Derek - March 12, 2010, 2:38 pm
...a plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel

BUT I LOVE MY COMPUTER - all my friends live in there

TAGS: addict
Rating: 2.74/5

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maoworks2 - July 16, 2014, 12:14 pm
That's It Stardate 2014.
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 8:53 pm
Don't forget the anime girlfriends... yeah.. better than real girls, right?
phydeaux - March 12, 2010, 3:17 pm
OK...this has been done SO many times....not original at ALL. Who approved this?!?! 1L


TAGS: quit smoking cigarettes gun addiction
Rating: 4.32/5

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premiumgrade - October 3, 2013, 10:36 am
This is a very insightful poster. Any smoker, or former smoker can relate. The picture is super, too. I don’t know where you found it, but it’s a perfect fit for your text.


YOUR CAT ON CATNIP - If you can't talk to your cat about their catnip addiction, who will ?

TAGS: your cat on catnip addiction
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Budog

nicholsjoshua15 - March 29, 2013, 9:39 pm
My three cats hate Catnip. It makes my little girl kitty go insane.


TAGS: dog meth addict
Rating: 3.75/5

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Bob D. Sailor - November 11, 2009, 10:12 pm
The only thing that comes to mind for example 2 is "KILL IT!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!"

GREEN BEER - So even your puke can be festive.

ASK ME ABOU MY ADD - Or pie or my cat. A dog. I have a bike. do you like TV ? I saw a shiny rock. Hi.

TAGS: ask me aabout my add
Rating: 4.75/5

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twill1962 - November 20, 2012, 10:28 am
I don't have ADD, I have ADOLAS: Attention Defficit, Oh, Look, A Sqirrel!

YOUR GUN - Its Loling at you

TAGS: lol bioshock bigdaddy bouncer gun lol gun
Rating: 2.59/5

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Bob D. Sailor - September 17, 2009, 12:02 am
Big Daddyies are pretty tough unless you got armor p******* or electric rounds equiped. And they take quite a few rounds to kill on anything harder than easy.
ÖleÖle - September 16, 2009, 2:42 pm
I dont get it...


TAGS: satisfactorily i might add crankyhead
Rating: 4.84/5

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5150monkeylove - October 12, 2010, 8:45 pm
awesome cranky! 5 blind mice (I know, lab rats)


TAGS: assassin s creed madden nfl funny
Rating: 4.62/5

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Rivaldog - December 22, 2011, 4:12 pm
Right on man lol
Rivaldog - December 22, 2011, 4:12 pm
Thanks man ^_^
themaddportagee - December 17, 2011, 4:15 pm
As an Oakland native, I HAVE to say I love thi$!!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 13, 2011, 5:42 pm
That's pretty funny, dude!
Rivaldog - December 12, 2011, 8:04 pm
Darn lol Thanks for the heads up and the rating :D
Reality Lord - December 12, 2011, 7:07 pm

normally on this site dude, gamer posters do not do well. enough people have played a**assins creed....i guess. i actually did lol. n1...you got a 5L from me.
Rivaldog - December 12, 2011, 5:59 pm
It's good you're a gamer, that means you should get it. Why say "[you] love [it] BUT [you're] a gamer"? that doesn't make any sense lol
Reality Lord - December 12, 2011, 1:25 pm

lolz...love this BUT i am a gamer.


TAGS: mom daddy daughter
Rating: 4.68/5

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Sho - September 6, 2012, 4:15 pm
You're welcome
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 3:34 pm
Dude, Sho! I just got through cleaning my shorts from the last one you made. Now I got to clean my once fresh shorts, and change the sheets!
RSJake02 - May 10, 2012, 5:27 pm
You just scared the 5h*t out of me! Thanks.
holymoly - May 10, 2012, 11:43 am
Thanks Sho. Now I have to explain to the wife why I'm sleeping on the couch with the lights on..... 5

FACEBOOK - So addictive.


A D D -

SHIT CREEK SURVIVOR - I may have forgot my paddle, but at least I had my map.

TAGS: **** creek survivor paddle map
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by Budog

maoworks2 - April 21, 2012, 7:20 am
Second That.
lgvernon - April 21, 2012, 12:55 am

Been there.

DID YOU HEAR THAT? - Daddy just told mommy that he likes to be spanked!

RIOT CONTROL - Technology helps. Old school is just more enjoyable.

SNEAKY CAR DEALERS - $159 for a spray-on paint protector?

TAGS: dealer addons humvee
Rating: 4.85/5

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TheGoat - September 7, 2011, 8:44 pm
So where to I get my missile system for my Ford?
pcat - September 7, 2011, 7:58 pm
worth it......i mean the javelin of course


TAGS: addictions assignment
Rating: 4.69/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 4, 2011, 6:31 am
Yes, that's too bad, I loved that show. Charlie may be popular among lots of men out that, BUT I'm sure he's quite popular also to the scientists at the Disease Control Centre!
kotazo - March 3, 2011, 9:41 pm
....he went too far. Two and a half just got cancelled....
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 12:29 pm

love this. in his shoes...who wouldn't?

LIGHTNING TORNADO - natures baddass

TAGS: lightning baddass tornado nature
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by tymondude

nicholsjoshua15 - June 21, 2015, 1:09 pm
Is it nature's badass, or just an angry Sith Lord?
GreyScorpion - March 20, 2010, 11:32 am
ahh, that'd be me too. I'll go stand in the corner now :-(
faceplant - March 20, 2010, 4:01 am
its a volcano, not a tornado... god some people are f***ing stupid
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 4:00 am
When your avatar crosses his arms, he looks like he's wearing a tube top. That's hawt.
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:59 am
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 3:57 am
LMAO! Produce is gonna march on Washington state!
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:57 am
YOUR SPELLING: One of the few times that double Ds looked so stupid.
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 3:57 am
Produce is in the closet!
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:56 am
Me? Oh yeah. I'm just a closet grammar Na- never mind.
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 3:55 am
THE EDGE: Yup, you've reached your "masturbation limit." God won't warn you again.
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 3:54 am
Daddy daycare ain't lovin life?
MrRandom - March 20, 2010, 3:53 am
God : He gets pissy during March Madness
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:52 am
APOSTROPHE "S": Remember that for next time, ddude. (4 times)
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 3:46 am
Looks amazing Pro! Truly epic! Thanks for letting me peek.
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 3:46 am
Now, three times. Thanks, Bart! LOL!!!!
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 3:44 am
The pic has been used twice before... and sadly, with only slightly better quality. Sad that it was used, as other pics, so irresponsibly.
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 3:44 am
"LIGHTNING TORNADO: d*** it! We just got flood insurance!" "LIGHTNING TORNADO: God's way of saying 'Yeah, I can do whatever...atheist.'"
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:44 am
Bart: A sneak peek via PM in 3..2...1...
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 3:40 am
Here's a better one... "LIGHTNING TORNADO: that's what she said." Brilliant, I know.
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:39 am
Mine was because it's an interesting picture, but that caption...
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 3:32 am
Is it the same as my sigh? Because I wanted to ream everyone involved in this poster... the user, artist, ph**ographer, english teachers, 'no child left behind' proponents, Paris Hilton, Retrochop, and the approver.
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:23 am
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 3:21 am
Veggie? sigh?
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:19 am
agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 12:18 pm

A CHIP ON YOUR SHOULDER - Life is far to short to carry grudges around with you... Address the issues.., move on, and lose the Chip's... Unless they're covered in Ketchup..!!

ADDITIONAL PYLONS - You Must Construct Them

TAGS: you must construct additional pylons
Rating: 3.28/5

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FilthyPhil - December 18, 2011, 8:46 pm
Erectile Dysfunction. It's no laughing matter.


TAGS: addicted committed vote like you really feel
Rating: 4.45/5

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mariand - August 25, 2011, 2:34 pm
5incerly, I agree
Verdeckt - August 24, 2011, 11:34 pm
I am 5ympathetic to your cause.

ADDICTIONS - I have a very strong addiction to caffeine, but an even stronger addiction to you.

TAGS: addicted to you calendar
Rating: 4.06/5

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rerun - February 26, 2012, 11:36 am

please post to motitwist as well
gas - February 26, 2012, 1:49 am

ADDICT - I'm not what I ought to be, but thank God I'm not what I used to be

A Head -

TAGS: beetlejuice movie shrunken head additions
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - May 2, 2014, 11:14 am
Thanks Ugs and welcome back!
ughomer - May 2, 2014, 10:25 am


POUTINE ADDICTION - It may kill you, but you'll die with more money and a higher body weight.

TAGS: poutine addiction
Rating: 4.36/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 10:45 am
that's too bad....maybe you'll do better in your next life.... Great poster anyways...
TheTrashHeap - July 12, 2010, 10:44 am
That's OK Rhino... not everyone can be so lucky.
Rhinosaurus - July 12, 2010, 10:38 am
Thanks Moooo, but I'm not a Canuck.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 3:27 am
Well done...I don't know you, But I like you...............if you're Canadian, find the Canadian thread and introduce yourself. 5L


TAGS: industry human ladder accident stupid
Rating: 4.8/5

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Sparkynator - June 26, 2011, 3:20 pm
Not really i'm belgian but we've got life insurance aswell :D
Reality Lord - June 25, 2011, 5:02 pm

Canadian eh?

ADDICTION - Because Tweeting it is more important than your life.

TAGS: tweeter addiction fire panel exit
Rating: 4.67/5

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jejeloman - March 18, 2012, 1:46 am
... and other people would tweet about the burning one because he was tweeting... fail
MercAlert - March 17, 2012, 7:35 pm
If you're in Paris (look above the sign) then of course you should tweet about it!


TAGS: this is how you do it stiglitz b***er cookies salt pepper 1 cup water onion chopped garlic minced 2 cups vinigar add sugar to taste earings
Rating: 4.2/5

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BoneCD - April 1, 2010, 6:12 pm
lol...5 Poodles
pieman - April 1, 2010, 10:27 am
Never said better. 5L



TAGS: add subtract divide and multiply
Rating: 4.83/5

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tellitlikeitis - June 25, 2011, 7:07 pm

HORRID... - Absolutely dreadful... Why are you wasting our time with your obvious lack of talent. I don't care what Paula thinks. I say no to Hollywood for you.

TAGS: gaddafi american idol
Rating: 4.81/5

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Heavykevy666 - April 8, 2011, 2:36 am
All this time as the leader, and he's still just a Colonel... You'd think to give yourself a raise, before the bombs start falling...
firedog911 - February 23, 2011, 7:22 am
Muammar, we need to talk about your flare.... you f***ing douche bag!
GySgt1811 - February 21, 2011, 12:08 pm
Too bad it was the camel's night on top when we bombed him. (My God. He looks like an Italian doorman!)
Faceplant31 - February 21, 2011, 10:16 am
Now that's fuc king funny. Nice one Jmac.


TAGS: life paulcadden
Rating: 4.8/5

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Airman - March 16, 2012, 10:55 am
thx for the nice comments. My new life motto
maoworks2 - March 16, 2012, 9:55 am
THat's It 5L.
Zetmonk - March 16, 2012, 6:31 am
That's how a life should have been!
lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 9:05 pm

My sentiments. exactly. Well, not exactly. I'm not this wrinkly, not this grizzled. I don't smoke~~oh, I'm a girl. But other than that, this is exactly......
GaryO - March 15, 2012, 8:03 pm
And airman strikes. Way to zero in on the target, jet jockey. A heavy truism for this ol’ dawg. 500Ls if they were available.
mariand - March 15, 2012, 7:35 pm
amazing 5
Hawamleh - March 15, 2012, 7:18 pm
legendary 5

Go fa coffee -

TAGS: coffee caffeine addiction attitude
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - June 5, 2013, 7:43 pm
Thanks guys. I avoided the bad words and everything, but I guess "sounds like" put it on the adult side. I guess I know for next time. Glad you guys like it.
GaryO - June 5, 2013, 9:00 am
Man, dog, you managed to pack a bunch of stuff into this one. 5 WOOFs, easy.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2013, 1:37 pm
I think I'll email to an in-law that I know of "evil laugh."
Silverheart - June 4, 2013, 1:11 pm

Clever coloring of the EE in COFFEE. 5goodtothelas*drops


TAGS: waddaya mean no pot for the banned pot posters
Rating: 4.24/5

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spacedog - October 19, 2010, 9:38 pm
Good one.


TAGS: caddyshack
Rating: 3.18/5

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GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 8:12 pm
Rodney Dangerfields...5 RIP's



TAGS: ladder knife bad grammar feas
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - January 25, 2014, 12:35 pm
Oh wait! Now it's back!
Greeny - January 25, 2014, 12:34 pm
Feas' avatar disappeared... *sniff*


YES YOU! - Hey Osama, what took you so long?


TAGS: ladder tree
Rating: 3.5/5

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rerun - December 2, 2009, 1:13 pm

xopster is just trying to show us how smart he is. He only looks at the pictures and then posts his comments. Only later does he bother to read them.
Anonymous2 - December 2, 2009, 12:53 pm
Xopster, the moderators realized that two posters (GreyScorpion and myself) each submitted different posters using the same pic. One's about the economy, one's about laziness.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:38 pm
same pic. different caption. no biggie. 5Lions
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:13 pm
can anybody say time zones? created dec 1st.
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:12 pm
The Moderator doesnt realize this was posted yesterday!


TAGS: ohhhh look what daddy s got
Rating: 4.85/5

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BoneCD - August 6, 2011, 8:03 am
Reality Lord - August 5, 2011, 4:59 pm

bone you gotta give lessons on style.

JACOB'S LADDER... - Climb up or under it cause there is no in between in corporate America.

...UNTIL FACEBOOK - Now, you can bring up your past by clicking "Add Friend."



TAGS: judge smails caddyshack usn
Rating: 4.67/5

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tatespa - March 4, 2012, 8:14 am
HEY!!! You scratched my anchor!!!
mariand - March 3, 2012, 7:29 pm
Well, we're waiting!
ICEMAN - March 2, 2012, 2:27 pm
How about a Fresca?

SOMEONE ELSE'S BAD DAY - they make mine seem so much better

TAGS: badday car submerged
Rating: 4.54/5

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rerun - July 23, 2013, 9:26 pm

It's all about perspective.

ATTENTION-DEFICIT DISORDER - It really makes a lot of sense. There isn’t a lot worth paying attention to.

RECYCLING - Scrap the Caddy Clyde ...

TAGS: recycling scrap the caddy clyde
Rating: 3.71/5

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Budog - February 23, 2012, 10:24 am
LOL !!! 8)
tatespa - February 23, 2012, 10:12 am
Right turn Clyde!!!!
maoworks2 - February 23, 2012, 8:14 am
Ya Rawhide's Too Far Back lol .
Budog - February 23, 2012, 3:21 am
LOL, some of the younger crowd probably won't have a clue about your reference...
Airman - February 22, 2012, 4:09 pm
godd*** ape, eating my oreos
maoworks2 - February 22, 2012, 3:40 pm
Rolling, Rolling, Rolling !


TAGS: a good loader a good driver and lots of time as well as the address of every single person i hate and i hate an awfu lot of people
Rating: 3.71/5

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R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 3:19 pm
Got my eye on a used Army 5 ton...I think it could handle it.
phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 2:48 pm
Thanks RS. I was gonna say....sheesh.
R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 10:28 am
Duh....Get a bigger truck!
Cyrenius - April 12, 2010, 8:21 am
If this will be on your truck your suspensions would break

DADDY'S GIRL - If you're gonna play the role, go all the way!

VIDEO GAME CAT - Yes, they are addicted too


TAGS: my do over and uncle daddy thanks you
Rating: 3/5

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Haarakkon - October 22, 2009, 6:12 pm
Civil1ty is so old school, Bone.
BoneCD - October 22, 2009, 2:29 pm
just being polite...we use to do that the 20th Century
DreMagnum - October 22, 2009, 2:24 pm
No reason to be humble or anything
BoneCD - October 22, 2009, 2:20 pm
Thanks Jmac
Jmac0585 - October 22, 2009, 9:29 am
What I meant is, this is a 5/5, and anyone that disagrees is either in West Virginia, in the pic, or in-sane.
Jmac0585 - October 22, 2009, 9:29 am
I am tired of seeing the haters. Oops, my posters all went down .2 points.


TAGS: putin negotiation paddycake russia
Rating: 2.86/5

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Mark - March 5, 2009, 12:21 am
I think there's a war a brewin' here. Hang on a minute while I make some pop corn and get another beer.
ThePirate - March 5, 2009, 12:15 am
Yeah, thats it.. I am Cubby.. and Culos, and Mustyk and airman and wtf.. with all my posters ranked under 2.. thanks for your comments. Fun site.. ebaums is not even close to this hostility. gonna go look at your fantastic submissions to see how it is dun
agdaniele - March 4, 2009, 12:46 am
Pirates, I'm not a fan. This motifake? Big fan. Sure you're not Airman? Cubby? Anyone better?


DADDY'S LITTLE SQUIRT - A very early picture of me ...

TAGS: daddys little squirt early picture
Rating: 4.22/5

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Oiler - January 31, 2013, 11:05 pm
You were very ph**o-gene-ic


WHO THE DADDY? - Yoda the daddy

TAGS: who yoda daddy
Rating: 3.14/5

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hmmm - October 2, 2009, 5:06 pm
zarg - October 2, 2009, 2:56 pm
Obamas Other uncle
Daz - October 2, 2009, 6:03 am
Nice one, but I'd have picked Gollum as the father here...


TAGS: poker addiction bluffing
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 16, 2015, 11:55 pm
...know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, know when to run..' (K. Rodgers) Sounds like he's about to run! Of course, she's 'countin her money..' LOL! Still luvin' this series, RL! 5L

Raison D'etre -


Addiction -

TAGS: facebook snort drugs addiction
Rating: 4.88/5

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JesusWept - February 11, 2014, 2:49 pm
Thanks guys :)
MissPriss - February 11, 2014, 2:42 pm
And yet another reason I don't do Facebook...5L'd that one Jesus.
ughomer - February 11, 2014, 3:18 am
Bwa-ha-ha-ha! Priceless, JW!


TAGS: additional procedure at no charge
Rating: 4.79/5

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Reality Lord - November 24, 2010, 12:22 pm

real nice monkey
culos - November 24, 2010, 11:47 am
Slightly off-topic, can you guess the name of the surgeon?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2010, 11:43 am
On that note...I'm going to bed (with Aggy's other sister, the classy one) Later losers!
agdaniele - November 24, 2010, 11:19 am
Jesi.... BINGO! See? It's because of your brains that my sister lets you toss her taco salad, moooo. (fresh salsa in every bite)
agdaniele - November 24, 2010, 11:15 am
My seester can pengt a tussido on heem.
crankyhead - November 24, 2010, 11:10 am
you wouldn't happen to have a bobble head Jeebus wearing a tuxedo t-shirt would ya? I'll take one if you do.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2010, 11:06 am
agdaniele - November 24, 2010, 11:02 am
I sell oranges and dashboard jesuses... jesusis... jeesees? Dammit... a little help here, faceplant?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2010, 11:00 am
LMAO@ cranky........
rerun - November 24, 2010, 10:59 am

maybe he should actually offer to clean them, that would be a change
crankyhead - November 24, 2010, 10:57 am
maybe you need to stop offering to clean everyone's windshield... jus sayin
agdaniele - November 24, 2010, 10:56 am
All I know is that I get treated very poorly in Texas... even though I tell them "I'm just passing through"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2010, 10:56 am
You mean "illegals" right?
agdaniele - November 24, 2010, 10:54 am
I thought they were called mexicans.
rerun - November 24, 2010, 10:53 am

Faux Texans are called Yankees
agdaniele - November 24, 2010, 10:49 am
Everyone has to draw the line somewhere. You already have too many faux-french citizens.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2010, 10:41 am
I mean Texans ...of course.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2010, 10:40 am
One more reason to emigrate to Canada.....We don't take your kind Rerun.
rerun - November 24, 2010, 10:36 am

The a** really starts hurting when you finally find out what insurance didn't cover
Faceplant31 - November 24, 2010, 10:30 am
d*** that women gets around, just hope she is still giving all you young bucks the cream to go with your new rash.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2010, 10:25 am
Jokes on you...It's your Mom.
Faceplant31 - November 24, 2010, 10:23 am
This is awesome!!!! 5L 5150. @ Moooooooooo i think his tramp stamp tattoo that is a tribute to his mom will be a dead give away too
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2010, 10:22 am
I like it. But why were you having the work done 5150?..........Trying to avoid getting picked out in the lineup?......Those girls will still be able to recognize you when the officer tells you to drop trou, and they see your tiny and misshapen member
agdaniele - November 24, 2010, 10:17 am
Home run!


TAGS: chains houdini addictions choices
Rating: 4.7/5

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Verdeckt - July 23, 2011, 8:39 pm
tellitlikeitis - July 23, 2011, 8:05 pm
Thanks very much Spacedog.
spacedog - July 23, 2011, 10:27 am
Beautiful. 5L

FAMILY READING - When you live on the wrong side of the tracks, this probably puts you to bed...


TAGS: daddy girl mommy heaven
Rating: 4.66/5

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dudeishehot - March 8, 2012, 2:28 pm
Holy perspective........thanks LA, that was like a kick in the b@lls. Very Nice.
krazyivanthedivine - March 7, 2012, 7:24 pm
5L for almost making me cry.
Iconoclast - March 7, 2012, 3:19 pm
YES, treasure what you have, child or grandchild, while you can. Make sure that they will have only good memories of you. Our time together is much too short.
holymoly - March 7, 2012, 10:00 am
d***.. I'm going home for a hug. 5 for sure. nice one LA

PARENTING - Like any task It is just a matter of having the right tools


TAGS: daddies lil girl aint such a princess
Rating: 4.58/5

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Faceplant31 - June 25, 2010, 11:06 am
Jesterer, get over it. If any of your posters had as much thought as this one does i would take offense to your comments. No run along now and let the grown ups have their fun.
jesterer - June 25, 2010, 6:09 am
rerun - June 22, 2010, 9:21 pm

Noooooooooooooooooooooo (that is the dad talking)
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 9:20 pm
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 4:57 pm
HaHa! Your daughters a wh***! 5L
crankyhead - June 22, 2010, 4:51 pm
nice, great ph**o, nice wordplay, reminds me of the time in my life when i was that boy.
Cubbybear - June 22, 2010, 4:40 pm
Broken hearts hurt too! 5 painful lions


TAGS: ladders
Rating: 4.4/5

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WHY? - Why is it a human desire to challenge nature. We can never win, only postpone the inevitable.

a non anti-smoking message -

TAGS: smoking nicotine addiction marlboro oxygen
Rating: 3.89/5

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twhanna - November 14, 2013, 7:56 pm
I would agree as a Canadian that our free health care is sometimes abused. The morbidly Obese, IV drug users and unhealthy life styles. But there are those that need it and medical care should be a human right not an "If you can afford it".
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 8, 2013, 9:18 pm
Well yeah, if you live in Canada. The perks to living in Canada are a hundred times better than - dare I say? The USA, especially California where my wife and I live. Wow, is every user/moderator on this site in Canada? I'm thinking this is a sign.
curlyrocks - November 8, 2013, 3:06 pm
Ha Canada rocks, I can drink smoke and ruin my body all I want and the government still has to keep me alive in a dank crummy nursing home.

HAPPY DAYS - Will not be here again.

TAGS: bush saddam
Rating: 3.46/5

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BoneCD - September 4, 2009, 12:01 pm
That's funny


TAGS: caddyshack judge smails ted knight hat
Rating: 2.7/5

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Airman - November 9, 2010, 6:10 pm
oh, but it looks good on you!
Zagato - March 24, 2010, 1:20 pm
wtf? lol

DEPRESSION - Its when you can spend all day in bed and still not get any rest.

TAGS: saddness depression
Rating: 2.57/5

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aPauling - August 20, 2008, 11:05 am
I thought that was the honeymoon.

YOUR DADDY - who is he and what does he do?

TAGS: daddy arnold ****
Rating: 2.36/5

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Agamemnon218 - April 4, 2009, 4:34 pm
"I'm a cop you idiot!"


TAGS: doctor seuss bladder control willpower
Rating: 4.93/5

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spacedog - February 8, 2013, 5:43 pm
Thanks Sho. I've got Dr.Seuss stuck in my brain (again). Would you, could you in a car? Urinate into a jar?
Sho - February 8, 2013, 1:59 pm
5 for sure!

Offline -

TAGS: offline addiction withdrawal turkey
Rating: 4.83/5

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JesusWept - January 15, 2016, 10:38 am
mizzdizz - January 15, 2016, 9:55 am
When my laptop or b-berry is down??? Ohhhhhhh yeah! That's me! 5 ROTFL lions, JW!


I AM BECOME DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS. - Sorry. The Empire seems to have beaten you to it.


TAGS: not the baby daddy i love my babys momma
Rating: 4.41/5

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GreyScorpion - April 18, 2010, 10:44 pm
Most excellent!! thank you Aggy! them little ankle biters always gettin' between me and my destination. little yard lizards have knocked me out of the saddle to often. "Never raise your hand against a child,... it leaves your groin exposed!!" 5L!

NO MORE LINE DANCING FOR BILL - The 2 Step Rehab program appears to be working

TAGS: it s an addiction
Rating: 4.38/5

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agdaniele - January 13, 2010, 9:46 pm
This is the cat's a**!


TAGS: caffine c8h10n4o2 1 3 7 trimethylxanthine addiction
Rating: 3.96/5

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Derek - February 22, 2010, 5:14 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 12:41 am
All the logos and gimmicks in the world will not make this funny.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 12:40 am
Oh, just for the usual reasons.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:39 am
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 12:38 am
Do we have bombers among us?
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:36 am
Enjoy your rating while it lasts, kid.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 3:15 pm
Excellent Derek, 5Ls.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 11:27 am
Very nice, D.
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:15 am
5 LOL's!!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 8:56 am
This poster was the best part of waking up!

BEER ADDICTION - When I read about the evils of drinking beer, I gave up reading.



TAGS: life time death drunk drive under influence addiction safe think serious kodak moment accident drive safe think
Rating: 2.92/5

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Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 7:00 am
This guy took out the entire Tour de France! lol 5/5
mrbombastic - September 16, 2009, 6:23 am
Holy ****!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Sorry 'bout the 5 candles but Death killed off like 16 of them before he got Jesus to do the rest

TAGS: birthday death grim reaper random in actuality jesus got you 5 more years added on to your life make him proud
Rating: 2.87/5

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wampyre - March 11, 2010, 8:38 am
21st birthday where Death & Jesus just happen to be there
gunpowdersaint - March 9, 2010, 8:48 am
...so... yeah I'm confused...


CAT CARRIER - I just pulled the DAMN thing out to get my SWIM-TRUNKS. And Mr. Whiskars went "BAT CRAZY!" and tore up the HOUSE! He came at me like a SPIDER MONKEY!

TAGS: cat kitten cat caddy veternarian
Rating: 2.11/5

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440wakeup - June 18, 2010, 8:59 pm
TOC said to stop posting pix from natural disasters, my avg suffers, we all suffer.